Krappy Kalendar for 2010

Just in time for surprising that "tough person to find just the right gift for" on your list; The stunning "2010 Another Krappy Year," Wall Calendar.
Keeping track of important dates on your calendar is easy when you can view 12 months of inspiring images that will delight the crap out of you. Our high-quality calendar adds impact to any room.
Especially when guests are less than prepared for some Turd World humor!

• Each page measures 11" x 8.5"
• Measures 11" x 17" when hung on wall
• Full bleed dynamic color
• 100 lb cover weight high gloss paper (way thicker than toilet paper), wire-o bound

Krappy Thanksgiving Gifts

Just in time for the Thanksgiving season, our two lovable turds pay tribute to one this holiday's most twisted dinner recipes (none of the relatives' bizarre uses of Jello were in the running).
Of course, this crappy design is available on our line of really Krappy shirts, cards, mugs, etc. at www.KrappyGifts.com

Your Crappy Halloween T-Shirt

Need a quick, cheap Halloween costume? Yet you need something almost guaranteed to gross out girls and your parents?

Have we got a Krappy T-shirt for you (or if you prefer, sweatshirts, golf shirts... whatever. Just ask us, we'll make you one).

When you care enough to give a crap!™
www.KrappyProducts.com

Ex(lax)pedia Travel Site

Pack your bags 'cause our little Turd Buddies are preparing for a whirlwind tour.

One of our popular cartoons for the travel buff and available on shirts, sweats, cups, magnets, etc.

If you would like it on an item not featured ... just ask; we'll make it available.

Because there's a lot more crap where this came from!

It's Crappy Hour Somewhere

Just another reminder to look on the bright side.
Yet, believe it or not, people continue to buy this Crappy Clock from our Krappy Store!
"When you care enough to give a crap!"

The Luck O'The Irish

I apologize to all the devoted fans of these Krappy Kartoons for how long I have been away from uploading (dumping) more of these stinkers for you.

But, just in time for St. Patty's Day, here's some Lucky Charms for y'all.

As usual if there are any of these 'toons that you want on a specific piece of merch (i.e. coffee mug, T-shirt, BBQ apron) just let me know and we'll make it available in our Krappy Gifts online store.

Quackin' Me Up

Caribou Barbie (a term originated by Stephanie Miller) keeps feeding the HaHa Factory's Chipper/Shredder.

Midas had the golden touch, Palin's got the "pull my finger, fart joke touch." What's next; she shares her recipe for stuffing deep fried bald eagle up the butt of your Thanksgiving Turkey?

Anyhoo, back when I was a young freelance copywriter I used to submit gags to American Greeting Cards for their line of "irreverent humor" cards.

Here's one of the many they rejected.