Quackin' Me Up

Caribou Barbie (a term originated by Stephanie Miller) keeps feeding the HaHa Factory's Chipper/Shredder.

Midas had the golden touch, Palin's got the "pull my finger, fart joke touch." What's next; she shares her recipe for stuffing deep fried bald eagle up the butt of your Thanksgiving Turkey?

Anyhoo, back when I was a young freelance copywriter I used to submit gags to American Greeting Cards for their line of "irreverent humor" cards.

Here's one of the many they rejected.

Plumbing New Depths

Humorists are nearly out of breath as their keyboard WPM is being maxed, trying to keep up with all the hilarious fodder being shoveled into the HaHa Factory by the McPain Campaign.

Now, Grandpa and his hillbilly niece have created a monster: Joe the Plumber. He's like a Frankenstein made in the likeness of Mr. Clean.

So Joe, who doesn't like to pay taxes but just hired an agent (who gets 15% off the top and also handles Grand Funk Railroad and Eddy Money) is talking about doing a country music album.

Wow. Check out the pipes on Joe.

Think he'll give us a "crack" at doing his album cover art?

Campaign Crap

Last chance to get in on some real Campaign '08 Crap. Would've had this up and running earlier but it's hard to keep up with the tons of BS generated by Campaign McCain!

How would we have ever guessed that a fake plumber guy would become a centerpiece of the presidential campaign?

And we heard a rather long discussion on a radio interview about exactly how Colin Powell prefers his first name pronounced ... and it is as spelled in our Krappy Kartoon.

Clicking on the Kartoon will link to our online T-Shirt and other Krappy Gifts.

Those Darn Pooperazzi!

With paparazzi so much in the news we were destined to crap on 'em, too.

Trivia: the word "paparazzi" comes from a character in a Fellini flick.

Remember, whether you're stalking a celeb with your camera or being stalked, be sure you dress like crap with fine KrappyWear from www.KrappyGifts.com.

When you care enough to give a crap.

Who Reads the Paper Anymore?

After a long delay, we're back at the Krap Factory squeezin' out some fresh ones for y'all.
Don't forget, when you care enough to give a crap, you'll find the perfect gifts at: www.KrappyGifts.com

Language Use – A George Carlin Memorial Post

All you heard the snewscasters talk about was "the seven words," when they were eulogizing George Carlin.

I fondly remember his whole routine on the use of the word "shit" in our culture. He would have you picture the images conjured by such popular phrases as, "Shit faced." Ewwwwwww.

For all I know George's shit bit may be the original inspiration behind the Krappy Kartoons.

Thanks, for all your funny shit, man!

What Can Brown Do For You?

We've started an email campaign to get UPS to sponsor our Krappy Log Blog. It fits so well with their new campaign theme, "What Can Brown Do For You?"

So please send UPS an email and tell them you found something online that they really need to sponsor.

Need the perfect gift for your favorite UPS driver? Let us know what kind of item (t-shirt, cup, poster, etc.) and we'll add it to our online gift shop.

Big Brown Takes A Dump

Triple Crown my ass! The favorite comes in dead last. UPS is lucky Big Brown didn't have a big UPS logo on his butt... or did he?

As usual, if you know a horse race fan and wanna give 'em some shit about the race, just let me know what type of krap you'd like to have this swell cartoon appear on!

Does Your Dad or Grad Like PC, Mac or IBM?

Here's the perfect gift idea for your favorite Dad or Grad with a scatological sense of humor. Whether they're a PC or Mac lover, they'll dig this shit.

You can post comments on your preferences; t-shirts, clocks, mugs, posters, gift cards... whatever.

I'll respond by creating those products in our online store: www.KrappyGifts.com

The Krap is Back!

Apologies to my fans for lack of posts the past month. Busy schedule and a several computer disasters kept Krap from flying.

Speaking of fans, here's your load of weekly Krap.

Some Spiritual Krap for Sunday

OK, Seekers, it's time for your weekly load of inspiration. Shit happens... but wallowing in it is messy and stinky!

So get a handy 10-pack of these moving Krappy Kards and you'll be ready to send an enlightening message to a friend in need.

They'll either think it's funnier than shit or never speak to you again.

FYI: in an unscientific survey guys totally "crack up," women (but not all of 'em) just go, "Ewwww," and run away.

We're Number 2 ... Your Daily Load of Krap

Here's the shirt design to wear the next time you go to see your favorite team that almost wins.

It's Krappy Hour Somewhere

Welcome to the Turd World Adventures of a couple of hapless shitheads trapped in a porcelain universe.

I've been surprised by how many Krappy Kalendars, Shirts, Mugs, Postcards, Posters and Tote Bags we've sold. Even a dozen or so of our "It's Krappy Hour Somewhere" wall clocks.

Looks like there's lots of people with a really Krappy sense of humor out there!

If you want to see all of the Krap we have for sale, just flush the toilet, or click this link, and you'll be seein' some shit!