Quackin' Me Up

Caribou Barbie (a term originated by Stephanie Miller) keeps feeding the HaHa Factory's Chipper/Shredder.

Midas had the golden touch, Palin's got the "pull my finger, fart joke touch." What's next; she shares her recipe for stuffing deep fried bald eagle up the butt of your Thanksgiving Turkey?

Anyhoo, back when I was a young freelance copywriter I used to submit gags to American Greeting Cards for their line of "irreverent humor" cards.

Here's one of the many they rejected.