Plumbing New Depths

Humorists are nearly out of breath as their keyboard WPM is being maxed, trying to keep up with all the hilarious fodder being shoveled into the HaHa Factory by the McPain Campaign.

Now, Grandpa and his hillbilly niece have created a monster: Joe the Plumber. He's like a Frankenstein made in the likeness of Mr. Clean.

So Joe, who doesn't like to pay taxes but just hired an agent (who gets 15% off the top and also handles Grand Funk Railroad and Eddy Money) is talking about doing a country music album.

Wow. Check out the pipes on Joe.

Think he'll give us a "crack" at doing his album cover art?