Quackin' Me Up

Caribou Barbie (a term originated by Stephanie Miller) keeps feeding the HaHa Factory's Chipper/Shredder.

Midas had the golden touch, Palin's got the "pull my finger, fart joke touch." What's next; she shares her recipe for stuffing deep fried bald eagle up the butt of your Thanksgiving Turkey?

Anyhoo, back when I was a young freelance copywriter I used to submit gags to American Greeting Cards for their line of "irreverent humor" cards.

Here's one of the many they rejected.

Plumbing New Depths

Humorists are nearly out of breath as their keyboard WPM is being maxed, trying to keep up with all the hilarious fodder being shoveled into the HaHa Factory by the McPain Campaign.

Now, Grandpa and his hillbilly niece have created a monster: Joe the Plumber. He's like a Frankenstein made in the likeness of Mr. Clean.

So Joe, who doesn't like to pay taxes but just hired an agent (who gets 15% off the top and also handles Grand Funk Railroad and Eddy Money) is talking about doing a country music album.

Wow. Check out the pipes on Joe.

Think he'll give us a "crack" at doing his album cover art?