What Can Brown Do For You?

We've started an email campaign to get UPS to sponsor our Krappy Log Blog. It fits so well with their new campaign theme, "What Can Brown Do For You?"

So please send UPS an email and tell them you found something online that they really need to sponsor.

Need the perfect gift for your favorite UPS driver? Let us know what kind of item (t-shirt, cup, poster, etc.) and we'll add it to our online gift shop.

Big Brown Takes A Dump

Triple Crown my ass! The favorite comes in dead last. UPS is lucky Big Brown didn't have a big UPS logo on his butt... or did he?

As usual, if you know a horse race fan and wanna give 'em some shit about the race, just let me know what type of krap you'd like to have this swell cartoon appear on!

Does Your Dad or Grad Like PC, Mac or IBM?

Here's the perfect gift idea for your favorite Dad or Grad with a scatological sense of humor. Whether they're a PC or Mac lover, they'll dig this shit.

You can post comments on your preferences; t-shirts, clocks, mugs, posters, gift cards... whatever.

I'll respond by creating those products in our online store: www.KrappyGifts.com

The Krap is Back!

Apologies to my fans for lack of posts the past month. Busy schedule and a several computer disasters kept Krap from flying.

Speaking of fans, here's your load of weekly Krap.

Some Spiritual Krap for Sunday

OK, Seekers, it's time for your weekly load of inspiration. Shit happens... but wallowing in it is messy and stinky!

So get a handy 10-pack of these moving Krappy Kards and you'll be ready to send an enlightening message to a friend in need.

They'll either think it's funnier than shit or never speak to you again.

FYI: in an unscientific survey guys totally "crack up," women (but not all of 'em) just go, "Ewwww," and run away.

We're Number 2 ... Your Daily Load of Krap

Here's the shirt design to wear the next time you go to see your favorite team that almost wins.

It's Krappy Hour Somewhere

Welcome to the Turd World Adventures of a couple of hapless shitheads trapped in a porcelain universe.

I've been surprised by how many Krappy Kalendars, Shirts, Mugs, Postcards, Posters and Tote Bags we've sold. Even a dozen or so of our "It's Krappy Hour Somewhere" wall clocks.

Looks like there's lots of people with a really Krappy sense of humor out there!

If you want to see all of the Krap we have for sale, just flush the toilet, or click this link, and you'll be seein' some shit!